jobless jack ass

some jack ass who didn't have any better work on earth sat and hacked my mail ids! Bastard, he'll rot on hell for that.

Discovery of the alma-matter!
few months ago sometime there was this ex-colleague of mine (let me refer to him as dhe) who pinged me on messenger. the conversation went like this:
dhe: 'yenna, 2 days back nalla thanni adicchutu mapp(bb)ula olariniya (what, 2 days back you've boozed nicely and blabbered over the chat to me).
me: (thinking inside .. this guy is always like this and so kidding as usual) machaa.. yenna olarra, nee mappula irkya (what are you blabbering, you're out of sense now?)
dhe: heyy, no. i'm serious. tell me do you booze!
me: man how can you even ask me this question! of course, i dont
dhe: hey try to remember properly. where were you day before yesterday night
me: at home only.
dhe: again try to remember properly. were you at some of your friend's house and did you guys went for a booze?
me: are you crazy! never. infact i was working from client's place that time and i was at work till around 10pm and then straight took a cab and went home
dhe: i'm not able to believe this. ok tell me, did you send any me mail recently.
me: from which id?
dhe: gmail/yahoo
me: anything recently.. mm... i dont think so.. anyways lemme check
(checking gmail/yahoo.. after 2 minutes) no.. nothing recently.
dhe: hey check properly!
me: (taking a print screen of the gmail/yahoo sent items page; sent it across to him) hey check your mail, i've sent you my gmail/yahoo sent items view, i havent sent anything recently. you can check out!
dhe: (after 5 mins) hey why you doing all this? did i ever ask you to prove anything to me?
me: but you refuse to believe that i havent done anything like that. ok tell me what was that mail which you're talking about?
dhe: that.. thats a mail from your yahoo id full of porn pics!
me: (fuccckkk shittt) how can this ever happen. i wonder seriously!
dhe: i do the same! (logged out!)

i was very much shocked.. confused what only was going on! i couldn't figure out. i really couldn't. thinking over it for around 3 days, no clue absolutely.. who would've sent what would've happened... almost like kaka kaka surya not knowing the gangster pandya till the later 2nd half!
i had few problem from some jack asses when i was in college and even after coming to work.. but i did not mind much. i thought everything will subside soon. but things did not take my way! it had started affecting my social life. i had to do something seriously about it!
so.. after 3 days of serious thinking, i landed up to my 'v'... i explained things clearly; did not reveal my entire life, but what could be the root cause for all this! 'v' listened carefully. as usual! applied his IIT brains, took my mail ids and passwords.
v: first we need to change your password!
me: ya.. ok!
v: fine let me do that!
(both of us went back to work)
after 2 hours..
v: (pinging me on messenger) it is all done! dont worry. lets take care things after this.
me: what's the new password
v: its *******
me: ok alright.. (accessing gmail, its all working fine)

next day..
i again accessed my gmail, not able to access with the new password. called up 'v' again to find out if he has again changed it.
me: did you change the password again?
v: fuckin damn!! no.. God what's happening with your gmail!
me: shit, i don't know. i'm not able to login with the new password which you gave me yesterday!
v: try with the old password
me: (tried) its logged in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
v: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ok anyways lemme see. (hung the phone)

i started exploring gmail. the way no one else would've explored before..
got the clue!! got it.. got the hell jack ass! Bastard he'll rot in hell for this..

ps: part 2 will bring the story about the jack ass and the rest problems which i had to face.

rejuvenation

ya.. i've rejuvenated recetly. after a tiring work of 10 continuous months, facing almost all the crappiest things on earth..
a series of things happened, dont know if it is all for good or all for bad. i laugh at life now just because i dont want to cry!
1) a 'kadhal desam' friendship.. friend away from my life all of a sudden. not able to take it. he is just a friend, thats it. not a boy friend of course, trust me!
2) didnt give a satifactory performance at work, so out of the project! anyways into another project!
3) biggest doubt about future.
4) old friend trying to patch up again as he doesnt want me to know what is loneliness. even i know how cruel it is, but i dont want to get into this again only to hurt him after again few days.
ok this would be all confusing to read at a single stretch (as confusing as aish's :p) but free it, keep visitng, you might correlate some real soon!

vitamin 'M'

this is a very vital vitamin anyone need to live life their own way! people say there are many other vitamins which are more important than this to lead a happy life. but i swear those should be of the kind who must be suffering from over-availability of this particular vitamin. ya.. exactly! the value of 'x' is felt only in its absence!
now here 'x' stands for any materialistic or non-materialistic objects on earth!
so.. the value of vitamin M will be felt only in its absence!
now i dont want you guys to land up at any psychiatrist clinic after thinking for an incredibly longer period 'what 'M' stands for'. 'M' doesnt stand for Manju not Munna-bhai neither Michael-jackson nor Marriage.. 'M' stand for Money!
few days back i happened to meet some star of a big software firm who addressed to this vitamin as 'money-shani'.. this flashed in my mind within no time:

a general gyaan which comes out of everyone's stinkin a$$ is 'u should be happy with what you've'.. what a great phrase to be told(only to others)!
lack of 'm' leads to lots of chaos & depression. this is where lose-something-to-get-something funda comes into picture. see this & you'll know what it is:)

sometimes i feel if i would find some way out like this GP-pay-award-wheel.

if somebody like this exists in India, no need to depend on bosses for leave. everyday in a year will be a holiday!

but finally know what!! end up like this:)


***************************Added later*****************************
got to meet a friend yesterday.. who is of this heavenly nature.. next to Gandhi & Buddha. the meet was as good as salman meeting abhishek.. just had to pass time, so as usual i started yapping something! finally it ended up about the work..
i have been working on blah blah blah..
there i have to interact with blah blah blah!
people around me are like blah blah!
right now i'm earnin blah blah booh..
next year i've to earn blah blah much..!
if thats not the case, then i ve to blah blah..
PS: you can guess what all these 'blah-blahs & blah-boohs' stand for.. let your thinking waves flow & take all the directions! but its unfair if you close this page without penning 'em down:)
my heavely friend was listening to all my crap like how sonia would be listenin to musharraf.. n do you know the final word!!!!
"you've to be happy with what God gives you! if you stay unhappy this way He'll take back what He had given you also!"
my inner voice "WOW!! mann... idhadhaan tamizh-la solvaanga. yaana thaan thalaila manna vaari potukchunu!"..
as because there should be some pass time, i started telling all that, i sure wasnt cribbing about anything. like big piece of $hit sir started giving gyaan! ok what to do.. happens. took that also and walked-off!
Moral: Do not discuss things happening in your life with every other friend. That'll create wrong opinions about you! Be choosy.. else even you would tend to walk-off like me!

weekend

its friday, the last working day of the week. thinking of tomorrow usually drives the rate of my adrenalin secretion high. but not this time! dont ask me why.
i have no mood to work now. (now stop thinking google'll give 'search not found' when you type 'no of times a software guy thinks about work')
mann, its so wierd that from the past 2 hrs i've been feeling like an indian lion in the US fed only with bananas as it went there on a monkey visa!
i'm feeling half sleepy half stressed, like that Wil guy under all those mess in WTC (for my friends who are of this holy nature, who doesn't know to spot any part in the world map other than their own house, WTC is World Trade Centre - an english movie) holding his life in hand still manages to laugh.

i really have no plans for the weekends. now dont ask me for a date (ok i DONT think i'm aishwarya rai) may be i would be drowned in the sea of tears cuz 's' is flying to the US to bring a hair straightener for me.
like somebody said 'u like changes or not,who cares! God sure does!!'.. dont think who has said this. this might be an IP of MG (P) Ltd. will let you know once i make it sure!
life will take a complete change from next week. unfortunately the gal who has been working with me is also shifted to our good old office and so i'll be boarding the auto n then the cab alone, will be sitting alone in the cube. hope i would do some innovative work. cuz when there's nothing entertaining around you, you might have this possiblity of becoming a cracked pot and do something as crazy as a mad cat! heyy.. but i have this blog! hurray!! thank you dear God for saving me from becoming a mad cat:)
ok all these are atleast fine. i sincerely pray to God for not putting me in this particlar situation: there's this dumb fella who thinks inside that hez as sexy as Brad pitt, capable of beatin hrithick in Mr.Arms show n who doesnt know anything on earth other than asking 'so, shall we catch up for lunch today' making a crappy (i dont have a better word than this; u can suggest if you've got any) smile which is as handsome as a monkey's (sorry Mr.Monkey for insulting you); me standing dumb struck, thinking inside 'gosshhh y r some guys so crazy like this!!', giving this look like a blue whale which got trapped in a fisherman's net, saying 'no, i've promised Mr.God that i'll not enter the cafeteria zone today, if He gets me a wish done.. will catch you later' (a crazy smile back) and running away like this arvind swamy who comes running when those terrorists released him in roja..
i should be soon finishing off my assignments as i'm already lagging by a week time. let me better get into work now.
so people i wanna declare few things before closing this post:
1) software engineers do work; atleast towards the deadline
2) when a lucky star bumps in front of a software engineer and asks for a wish to come true, he'll say 'plz puncture my boss's car tyre, so that i can be late to office 1 day'.. well! atleast i'll ask
3) the worst comment on earth could be the one a software engineer gets for his best work from his boss.

now dont pity my boss.. i'm more pitiable than him!

CAT 2006

dropping 'V' at the centre, i'm the most tensed now, sitting in an internet cafe. not feelin like doin anything. i've never felt this way before, so tensed. heart is beating as if i'm juz back from the marathon field.
even when i was giving the most difficult papers (actually i havent found any this way) during coll, may be i can say electronic circuits which got me into this history of arrears for around a month until i got my revaluation results which again got me out of the same history!
another 2 hours, house around 20km away, dont wanna go n come back. cuz i myt meet with an accident if i ride at this stage.
there were around 500 ppl in this centre (Bangalore - MES college, Malleswaram). media press and what not, converting those tension-oozing-out-faces into a compact disc. the no of ppl who are giving this CAT today will be in some thousands(sure 5 digit no). all carrying this hall ticket, looking at the next guy and think "sucker, dont you really have any better job! giving this damn exam and increasing the competition by some fraction of percentile for me"
the next guy would be thinking at the same time, "God, let the graphite of all the 4 pencils that he carries should be of the worst(est) quality and the pen should have a fake ink so that within a min after he writes, it should vanish like what comes in a old rajini kanth movie"
me tensed than ever; my fingers crossed from past 2 hrs. i've lived life this way 'ant in a boiling milk'.. only goal is coming out without getting hurt and then live happily ever after! once i was placed in a pretty decent company during my 7th sem, i felt this way. life is not harder anymore. its all gonna be easy and filled with only happiness.. ya.. it has been like this since then.. but after my electrnoic circuit results i'm feeling this way today. guess delivery pain would be better than this!
the dream, hope, life, work, everything of certain ppl lies in this.
God! Bless them with the best!
I pray for the no of IIM seats to be increased this year! I pray for lower cut-offs.. most of all i pray for the easiest paper ever!
dont worry buddies.. u will all come out with flying colors:)
All the very best!
ok.. now i'm runnin outta time. my 1 hr limit in the cyber cafe is getting over! i was given this very imp work of taking my 'Bajaj Wave' to the nearest petrol bunk and filling his stomach else he wont carry us back home then. so now i gotta do it and prove how responsible i'm! (mann, y dont i live in iraq or saudi that i dont tend to spend too much on this fuel; when i first flew on my TVS-xl, 1ltr petrol costed 26rs. today its double that amount!) God save this Mother India!